If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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