I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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