I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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