Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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