Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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