Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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