remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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