You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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