I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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