Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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