I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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