Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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