Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Sober January is a disaster.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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