who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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