She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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