I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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