We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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