Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He better not be in your backpack
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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