And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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