my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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