I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
not ubering you a puppy
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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