In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My penis needs a shock collar
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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