Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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