return my video game
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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