Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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