I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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