wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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