Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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