that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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