Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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