I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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