i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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