I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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