idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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