Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
meet me or not, i'm out of control
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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