So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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