So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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