she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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