Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize