But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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