goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just tell him i said nine months
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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