The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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