"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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