sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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