Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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