I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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