Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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