Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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