If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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