I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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